Posted in Uncategorized on December 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Inspired by the previous post:
The Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is Alka Seltzer Snow Globe. It defies gravity. Is the snowing falling down or bubbling up?
The “Can you smell me now?” Verizon Cologne made for the everyday white middle aged man.
Can you smell me now?
The O.J. Simpson monogrammed [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on December 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Two weeks ago, I was informed the In-Laws arrive Saturday the 13th.
Mother and Father-in-law, that is.
Spending the weekend in San Francisco.
Time to paint the walls, go on that juice-fast-starvation diet, bleach teeth, and wear facial masks every night.
Oh and my roots need color and the Ikea shelves need to be hung.
Time was against me. Total [...]
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Maybe your parents were happily married, or maybe your Mom watched a lot of t.v. to escape from her loveless marriage. And maybe you knew where to find her, based on the day of week and time of day. Maybe, like me, your Mom had crushes on men with big hair. And maybe your Dad [...]
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Posted in Weekly Awards on December 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The illustration with a smirk award goes to: “The Atlantic : Obama’s Tech-Savvy Campaign” illustrated by http://www.patrick-leger.com/
My favorite look award goes to “Dos and Don’ts” from www.viceland.com
The tender as a kitten award goes to: “Could Be An Organ Donor” from http://www.patrickmoberg.com/
The guilty pleasure award goes to “Jack Black as Jesus” in Prop 8 the [...]
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This morning with coffee, scarf and leather gloves, moving in same direction to same destination…
I felt as if I was going to cry. You know the sensation. Your stomach is suddenly in your throat.
I traced my thoughts …
“What should I post on my blog?”
“Was that puke on the sidewalk?”
“I want to write about that person, [...]
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Ok, so making fun of emos has gotten popular these days. Let’s face it, emos are easy targets and they are pretty much harmless. After all, they are self-loathing and lazy. Seriously, how much work does it take to put on a little eyeliner? Now goths and punks on the other hand show true commitment [...]
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Straight from Flag Land Base in Clearwater, California, The Church of Scientology announced the formation of their own synchronized swimming team. They plan to compete in the 2012 Summer Olympics which will be held in London, England. The paparazzi claim they’ve spotted Tom Cruise “courting” Michael Phelps over an expensive 12,000 calorie meal. In response [...]
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Here are a few glamazons I sketched up to get you inspired for the fun gatherings ahead.
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Posted in Weekly Awards on December 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The illustration with a smirk award goes to: “The Boxing Champion Beef Brisket” illustrated by www.seikokato.com
My favorite look award goes to: “About A Boy” from http://childrenportfolio.blogspot.com/
and runner up in the my favorite look award goes to “Dos and Don’ts” from www.viceland.com
The tender as a kitten award goes to: “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” blog [...]
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