Gift Ideas from Little Rogue

Inspired by the previous post:

The Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is Alka Seltzer Snow Globe.  It defies gravity. Is the snowing falling down or bubbling up?

The “Can you smell me now?” Verizon Cologne made for the everyday white middle aged man.

Can you smell me now?

The O.J. Simpson monogrammed towel set.  For drying off and cleaning up.