My Mom likes men with big hair

Maybe your parents were happily married, or maybe your Mom watched a lot of t.v. to escape from her loveless marriage.  And maybe you knew where to find her, based on the day of week and time of day.  Maybe, like me, your Mom had crushes on men with big hair.  And maybe your Dad [...]

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morning stream of consciousness (in both words and pictures)

This morning with coffee, scarf and leather gloves, moving in same direction to same destination…

I felt as if I was going to cry.  You know the sensation. Your stomach is suddenly in your throat.

I traced my thoughts …
“What should I post on my blog?”
“Was that puke on the sidewalk?”
“I want to write about that person, [...]

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In Defense of Defenseless Emos

Ok, so making fun of emos has gotten popular these days.  Let’s face it, emos are easy targets and they are pretty much harmless.  After all, they are self-loathing and lazy.  Seriously, how much work does it take to put on a little eyeliner? Now goths and punks on the other hand show true commitment [...]

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Synchronized Scientologists

Straight from Flag Land Base in Clearwater, California, The Church of Scientology announced the formation of their own synchronized swimming team.  They plan to compete in the 2012 Summer Olympics which will be held in London, England. The paparazzi claim they’ve spotted Tom Cruise “courting” Michael Phelps over an expensive 12,000 calorie meal.  In response [...]

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glam up for the season

Here are a few glamazons I sketched up to get you inspired for the fun gatherings ahead.

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Fellas Don’t Shave!

If you haven’t already shaved off your beard in an effort to clean yourself up for Thanksgiving, then don’t.   November is National Beard Month and it’s almost over.  I suggest we extend National Beard Month into December, for Santa’s sake.
Therefore, In honor of National Beard Month behold sketches of three men and a beard.

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Chewing Bird and Swallowing Grape.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Here is a sneak peek at the Christmas cards I will be making and mailing to the family (add red border and nice font).
Inspired by Mrs. Rita Davis who,
amongst her pie baking talents,
is a beautiful & charming hostess extraordinaire,
a queen of quilt mastery,
a bargain bounty hunter,
a former hippie and current Democrat,
and most importantly,
she is [...]

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Safe Travels

Walking home from Four Barrels Coffee, I saw a man riding his bike looking very dapper.  But it was the mini flag of France flying from his handlebars that caught my attention.  The series of sketches below are inspired by the patriotic French man wearing shades and a sharp suit.
On your way to receive the [...]

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Al Gore Rhythm

I worked at this company where middle management had (as always) too many discussions about redoing the algorithm.   An image of Al Gore busting out sly dance moves to the song “I’m walking on Sunshine” under a global warming disco ball would pop into my head.  For the record, I never dropped acid but I [...]

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Thanksgiving Wine

ATTENTION ALL HEDONISTS (or those having to hang out with obnoxious relatives)!  It’s time to buy your wine for Thanksgiving!

Whatever mood or personality you wish to bring to the Thanksgiving table this year, there is bound to be a something on this list you’ll drink.

Recommendations for those with classic taste and style:
PINOT NOIR: For a [...]

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