Two weeks ago, I was informed the In-Laws arrive Saturday the 13th.
Mother and Father-in-law, that is.
Spending the weekend in San Francisco.
Time to paint the walls, go on that juice-fast-starvation diet, bleach teeth, and wear facial masks every night.
Oh and my roots need color and the Ikea shelves need to be hung.
Time was against me. Total home and body makeover not gunna happen.
Plan B: hide imperfections
“Fashion curvy body”
“Home Improvement without spending money”
“Hairdos to hide roots”
Sorry Google but the results were pretty lame.
But honestly Google it wasn’t your fault. I wanted miracles.
Plan C: Shower them with gifts
One look at my bank account and this plan ended.
Plan D: Since perfection is impossible,
and you are too poor to buy love,
and hiding is not only time consuming but somethings are just too obvious to hide,
how about just be yourself and clean up your place. Cleaning is good and myself is good. Plan D, doable.
I resigned to the path of sanity.
Reality asked to be accepted. This once, I said okay.
And now I just want to have some fun.
In celebration of family, I present you with the following Etsy finds: